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Onionlands Dictionary for Newfuckers

 FORUMCOW  Someone who does laughable antics and can’t manage a fucking forum.

 LOLCOW  A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but are often “milked” for laughs with or without their knowledge

 TROLLCOW  an overly edgy teenager or Manchild who is bad at trolling or is going too far with trolling

 FORMER BADBACON RESIDENT  a former user or member of Hamburgerhelper2007's shithole of a website.

 BADBACON VETERAN  a user who suffered from Hamburgerhelper2007's stupidity and ignorance and dealed with that shit for how long they did.

 STAFF MEMBER  basically your average reddit moderator.

 COMFIRMED AUTISTIC  a user who publicly admitted and or still admiting their autism.

 AUTISM FAKER  a user who publicly admitted to fake autism and to only have a thread made about them.

 POI  a person being monitored, sought, or questioned in connection with a thread investigation or discussion, especially on their account profile.

 POD  Literally the same fucking thing as POI.